I am Washington, DC


“You’re rotten to the core. You’re deeply agressive; street-level violence and big-time politics.”

How wrong that is aside… how the heck am I supposed to answer number 3?

3.) You can have anything to drink right now, what would it be?
Double Espresso
Shot of whiskey
Shot of tequila
Draft Beer
Any mixed drink
Glass of Wine
Some Coke with my Crack
Anything with alcohol, NOW! And keep it flowing.

Ok, I don’t drink alcohol. So, there goes 2-8 and 10. I don’t drink coffee. There goes 1. I don’t do drugs… there goes 9. So, I’ve got nothing. I do drink soda, so I choose the 9th one, but even that isn’t close…

Patrick O'Keefe

Managing online communities since 2000, I publish a collective of websites known as the iFroggy Network. I wrote the book Managing Online Forums and, as a public speaker, have presented for organizations like CNN, institutions like Australian National University and conferences like SXSW. More about me.

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